Pizza Hut “uncouples” with Four’N Twenty
The pizza chain cited individual differences to be the cause of its split from the partnership with Four’N Twenty.
“It is with crusts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. While our passion briefly ran as hot as molten mozzarella, it seems we are just too delicious individually to live within the bounds of a mutual mouthful,” Pizza Hut announced.
“Pie and pizza, it appears, is like chalk and cheese, oil and water, Gwyneth and Chris. We ask for your support during this difficult time as we consciously uncouple. It’s been a delicious ride.”
“In respect of Four’N Twenty and what we had together, Pizza Hut will forever hold a pie bite in our heart – order Four’N Twenty Pie Bites 6 pack and Four’N Twenty Stuffed Crust delivered while stocks last.”